Image from: http://www.museumoftechnology.org.uk/

Sun-Ray Lamp

An incident with a sun-ray lamp
Had left him rather cold

The man in the suit
Said sign on the line
It's OK

I'll never get my claim
They'll never pay me out
I'll be living in pain
When all the sunray lamps burn out

It was no acci
Don't say it
It was no acci
Don't say it loud

I'm not covered from hearsay
Or tremendous winds
Knocking my house to the ground

An incident with a baked bean can
Had left his hand a mess

The man in the suit
Said sign on the line
It's OK

I'll never get my claim
They'll never pay me out
I'll be living in pain
When all the baked beans have been downed

It was no acci
Don't say it
It was no acci
Don't say it loud

I'm not covered from hearsay
Or tremendous powers
Spilling from the bowels of the earth